Lindsay Lohan is an addict and a recidivist who has no incentive to stay out of trouble because her punishment for having a rap sheet longer than her IMDb page is soft porn that pays enough for a lawyer whose only job is to canned reply all enquiries ‘That’ll buff right out.’ Ahead of the actress getting away with what could have easily been vehicular manslaughter if it hadn’t buffed out, her assistant, Gavin, snitched to the LAPD and by ‘snitched’ I mean he used his outside voice and his big boy words to tell the truth. And because Lohan’s pathologically unable to tell the truth she used her inside voice to mumble something like ‘HE did it!’ and expected her assistant to go to jail for her. When that didn’t work, Lohan started telling people the police were out to ‘get her’ and by ‘get her’ she meant eventually get around to sort of impeding her one-woman crime spree. A source tells TMZ.com, Lohan is ‘terrified’ of spending 5 more minutes being booked into jail than last time because ‘One car accident could ruin everything for me.’
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yep Lilo everybody is after you!!! U A little paranoid? Drugs cause paranoia right?