Lindsay Lohan: Christmas Blogging

Lindsay Lohan has been doing what she does best when she finds herself with too much time on her hands… MySpace blog “random thoughts” on her much abused Mac Book Air [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

HoHan has  been a little quiet of late, not blogging about every inane detail of her relationship and all the other exciting trials she experiences as a professional fire crotch. In the post, Ho talks about her family and confirms that her father, Michael, may have “had another child after [her] little sister Ali” and she even calls her possible little sister “it”. She then goes on to give Brit Brit some pre-holiday free publicity, by telling people to stick sharpened pens into their ears and listen to ‘Circus’ on a loop, until they find themselves completely deaf.

“I think that people go through a lot in life. And the things that we go through, whatever they may be, simply just make us stronger in the long run… That is, if we actually take what it is we have learned from our mistakes and teach ourselves what NOT to do in the future. I have gone through a lot in my past, and to be completely honest, I am still going through a lot right now. My father just let my family and I know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? Either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks… MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

“Wow- do I sound like “Debbie Downer” or what? Not trying to be… but back to the real reason for this blog-I feel like Britney Spears is an amazing talent, and she has gone through a lot, (just as I have) in the public eye, which is not necessarily a bad thing. It teaches young girls and boys that there are certain things in life that you should not let get in the way of your dreams and accomplishments. Also that you need to take care of yourself before anyone else, and I mean anyone and everyone else. Because at the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and see who you really are. Stripped of all the distractions in life. So YAY Britney for just being you and still following through with your dreams. I know I am a bit late in writing about this record since it came out already, but better late than never!!!!

“HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! I love my mom, [sister] Aliana, [younger brother] Cody, [older brother] Michael, and my Nana Sullivan!! I will be missing them this christmas as it is the first one I am spending away from home. I am spending it with [girlfriend] Samantha [Ronson] in Los Angeles.

“Yours truly, Lindsay

“p.s. Check out: “Unusual You,” “Phonography”, “Shattered Glass,” “Blur,” and “If You Seek Amy” (Look at the title and listen to the chorus carefully ).”

ED’S NOTE – If you didn’t get what HoHan was saying, Spears sings If = F, You = U, Seek = CK. In other words, in one of lines, Brit sings, “But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to EFF me!”…

Now that Papa Spears has unlocked the medicine cabinet and Brit is back on her meds, she wants to be all fancy and show off her spelling skills. Um, not all of us have a fancy college degree Britney. Can you not just say swear words, rather than spell them. I wanna sign along, not do no GD learnin’!!!

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