Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen In Bed Together

Lindsay Lohan found the time in between forging doctor’s notes to shoot scenes for redundant franchise Scary Movie 5. About which everyone including Charlie Sheen was reportedly concerned about her commitment to the part because Lohan’s taken to faking sick to get out of work just as she did for Liz & Dick. But she turned up to film at least one scene, PROGRESS! And here it is, above, the first look at the movie no one’s going to watch unless the next scene is them snorting lines together. In other Lohan news, of which there’s a lot today, she is reportedly bragging that she won’t face charges related to the hit-and-run even though there’s video. Lohan’s legal team has reportedly been told she won’t face any charges from the NYPD over the hit-and-run for which she was arrested and booked already on misdemeanor leaving the scene. Her rep Steve Honig says: ‘They should press charges against people who make false allegations and waste the time and resources of New York’s hardworking law enforcement.’ And Lohan says she’s being framed: ‘A paparazzi sat on the hood of my friend’s car and they arrested me. It’s so absurd, completely unfair and unjust It’s just because it’s me… it’s unfortunate.’ And, finally, one of Dina Lohan’s enablers says Uncle Phil is ‘mean’ so Dina wants to do an interview with Uncle Drew instead (I stripped both of their titles until they learn how to doctor properly). Promoter Claus Hjelmbak says of the matriarch: ‘Dina is a very loving mother to her four children and a great friend. I feel that she was treated very unprofessionally by Dr. Phil and that he bullied her during the interview. She agreed to do the interview with Dr. Phil because she wanted to talk about some very difficult things she had been through in her life and thought she would be doing so in a safe and therapeutic environment. He was mean to her thoughout and I don’t think she was under the influence of any substances or alcohol at the time… I’m sure that Dr. Drew would treat Dina with compassion and be respectful towards her, unlike Dr. Phil who absolutely blindsided her with his aggressive demeanor. Dr. Phil just butchered her and he is extremely phony. Dina has a lot to say, but clearly, she never should have done Dr. Phil’s show. Dr. Drew would be the ideal choice for Dina’s next interview and I know that she wants to do his HLN show.’

Included below, although it appears to be blocked by region, a Liz & Dick teaser.