Still working out the kinks of exactly how I wanna do my new gallery feature. So, figured today I’d do a Lindsay Lohan picture gallery, in homage of this brave soldier who is trying to make shrunken tees happen single-handed.
Lemme tell you all, unless you are a former fatty who lost a buttload of weight and then finds suddenly that all your tops fit like this. Or, you are actually some kind of time traveller here from the 80s, with the intention of butt f*cking your way into the minds of impressionable fashionistas who know no better. You have no excuse for wearing a monstrosity like this. If you are over 12-years-old, belly shirts belong firmly in the same realm as side ponytails… in the land of no chocolate pudding.
Image credit to Lisa Wagner/ Splash News.
lol not a fan of the half shirt, are you? not sure about me, i think if you have the stomach to pull it off, than go ahead, but wouldn’t something like midriff bearing halter beb etter?
if she’s brought this back, how long will it be before she pulls out the neon leg warmers and jelly shoes? lol
Dude… Half shirt! I will pay $50 to any celebrity who shows up on the red carpet in jelly shoes.
Watch what you say before Mario Battali shows up in his neon-orange Crocs.
Are those stretch marks?? How can she possibly have stretch marks? I must be seeing things.
She looks seriously constipated in this pose. All of them, really, but this one especially. Ugh.
She does gain and lose a lot of weight and I think that can make everythign stretch and sag prematurely. Also, totally right that she looks like she needs to poop. She’ll hurt herself holding that in.