Lindsay Lohan has once again taken to her MySpace blog, to express frustration about press intrusion into her personal-life [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
When at home and not under pressure to walk in straight lines/ resist the urge to dry-heave, HoHan is a girl who would take a bullet for her MacBook Air.
I admit, Kany-ezee West is a HOT BITCH (after all, we learnt that Kanye CAPS BLOGS, cos’ typing with both hands, like a normal person, meant he had no hands left to hold little Kanye), however, I’m thinking Ho’ wins out, in the battle of the angry blggers. Oooh… I’d better stop talking about peen on a BiHan post, lest the les-bi-nim wenches hunt me down and murder me in my sleep, for disrespecting their queen…
F*CK!
Why the hell do I ramble? Do me a favour and smack my bottom until it turns purple, the next time I do that, please. I had a point…
Oh yeah, HoHan’s MacBook Air is in the Laptop Hospital, after its master typed out the angry rant below, using only her boobies:
so….
today i was out with my friend Jamie and paparazzi wouldn’t stop asking me where samantha was. and i’m not writing this blog because i feel like i need to prove that i’m with my girl to anyone at all. but because it’s just annoying. and i want to vent. and i love myspace because it allows me to vent without having to deal with the noise of the “tabloids” and “stalkerazzi’s” ….all in all-they should just stop asking altogether, once and for all if she and i are broken up because frankly, if we ever ever did…. i would say it before they could even think of asking. i’d say it here probably… i say everything here on myspace. okay. well, i hope that all the gossip magazines and sites, and lurkers read this cuz it’s not true. ahh! i love myspace because i can just write, and i love writing, and i can prove all the liars wrong… wow- the people that make shit up must really feel silly, embarrassed, out of stories, scr*w*d, f*ck*d, punk’d, and so much more. because, i can use myspace and just let everyone know what’s really going on. which is so much more fun! cuz now, people can get to know the REAL me. yay!
p.s.
you should check out this band… cuz they’re dope.
yours truly
L
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