Lindsay Lohan is a freckled peroxide blonde cave woman, wearing a knitted bikini, for German GQ. The magazine’s August 2010 cover photo shoot with Lohan, who voluntarily checked into a sober-living facility in West Hollywood in another attempt to get out of jail time, shows the actress bikini-clad pointing a bow and arrow menacingly into the middle-distance (probably at the popo or the judge she told to get effed, during her trial). In other news, I’m pretty sure Lohan’s breasts are magic. Don’t quote me on this (if you do, at least mention that I’m an advocate of drinking while blogging), but her boobs are the size of her head and yet they aren’t sagging down to her knees. Don’t even try to tell me that you’ve never wondered how those things stay pointing up. Is that really just a great bra, do you think? If so, can someone please buy them in bulk and mail them to Princess BritBrit. Pictures and video of Lohan’s magic breasts, below…
Lindsay Lohan GQ Germany August 2010 bikini photos: behind-the-scenes.
Image credit to GQ Germany August 2010 thanks to The Superficial.
hmmm…good question…where does she get those things from…her friendly neighborhood plastic surgeron, maybe? lol
I think they’re from mother nature. Just, you know, magic ones.