Lindsay Lohan has been complaining that she is kinda broke ass and perpetually out of credible work, and is feeling the pinch.
In an unsuccessful attempt to prove that she is just like the rest of us, and that although she has been pimped out on the big screen since she was in nappies, she claims that she is having to spend her money more carefully. She says that for the first time, being out of work for periods of time is making her realise “Oh my God, I’m not working. I have a house to pay for now.”
Ho claims that she is not being handed parts, despite popular belief. She was eager to star in (and possibly ruin) Tim Burton’s ’Alice in Wonderland’, but “[Producers said] ‘You’re not right for the part, and that’s it.’ That’s how I like to hear it, honestly… I can take it, I’m a big girl.”
I’m a big girl too, that’s why when I don’t get my own way, I gets to cuttin’ a bitch rather than taking it lying down like a pansy ass. HoHan might wanna follow my lead.
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Your last paragraph made me lmao!! I also wanna add that I can’t stand Lindsay Lohan!!! She’s a lazy trainwreck who wants hand outs. I can’t wait until she disappears. I used to support her but I don’t like that much crazy.
Thank’s I was channelling ‘Evil’ Amy when I wrote that
She is outdoing herself, um we both have, like, two jobs each at least and she cannot even find one? Um, yeah, ok!
I just wrote a comment and it didn’t post. Anyway, your last paragraph made me lol.
Found it…
popular belief was that she was being handed parts? aside from the disney stuff when she was cute and likable, did anyone really think that? hell, does anyone actually think about her at all?
of course she wasn’t handed parts. it’s clear she had to suck and fuck her way to the…top? like any talentless hack who’s semi attractive. hollywood has been tragically miscasting movies for decades and laughing at stupid moviegoers for forking over their hard earned money to watch mindless unoriginal drivel.
speaking of, did ya hear they’re making a XXX sequel…with the original cast! after years and years of not giving two flying shits we’re finally gonna get to see vin diesel reprise his role as a guy who drives a car fast with an insanely annoying/unbelievable high voice!!! it’s times like these we realise just how truly blessed we are.
maybe they can write a mean girls sequel for linday?
Hello my Darling Chris.
By “popular belief…” I mean that the phrase vaguely made the sentence read better
Half-kidding, I think most people assume certain ‘type cast’ people are just passed certain roles and the illusion I get is the obvious people for certain parts would get plum roles. (The great example you give being Vin Diesel. Would he keep getting work, if he did not fill the ‘action guy’ position?)
Lastly, I’d stick pins in my eyes before watching XXX the sequel. Thank you.
omg…she wanted to be alice? yikes! i can’t picture her nowadyas in that role, maybe back when she had meat onher bones and wasn’t a trainwrck. its good to know that she at least realizes her career is all but gone.
so, what reality show will she show up on first? lol
She wanted to pay the rent is what she wanted. Maybe now she’ll shy away or stick to public humiliation like the crappy ad she just did.
ugh! you just HAD to remind me about that ad! I had forgotten all about it! Ironically, Parent Trap was on today…remember when she was young and full of life (and talent) Something happened abouthe time when she started thinking she can sing and Herbie and she hasn’t recovered yet. So sad, but hey, she’s plenty of blogger fodder.
Wow! that’s a funny phrase…blogger fodder…kinda sounds like a new curse word…lmao You blogger fodder! sorry..got distracted, there for a bit…
*yells* BLOGGER FODDER!!!!:)
Do we care?
Uh…no. We don’t care.
Go ahead and cut her.
*Does as she is told and cuts HoHan… then waves to Rain*
They already did a XXX sequel, Ice Cube was in it and in it they mentioned that the original XXX had been killed.
Maybe they can make a XXX with both of them in, like they did with the Fast and Furious movies!
OMG, you are so right, I’d forgotten about that! Thanks Mik
Sad to say I saw it in the movie theater! Shoot me now.
Least it wasn’t a Steven Seagal monstrosity.
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