Lindsay Lohan’s legal situation went from absurd to hilarious when she accidentally fired the wizard lawyer who’s been keeping her out of jail. And she’s clearly been letting a magic eight ball make her legal decisions because it’s like she wants to do time.
The Los Angeles police stayed awake long enough to do enough paper work to catch her committing one crime, and she’s clearly, evidently, guilty of that one crime, but she’s still refusing to take a cushy plea deal that would keep her out of jail because proving the black kid did it is more important than avoiding another cavity search. TMZ.com reports that Lohan isn’t interested in a plea deal that involves six months of lock-down rehab and no jail as punishment for blatantly lying to police about last year’s car wreck. Which means there’s a very real chance that, if or when the case goes to trial and she’s found guilty, ‘she faces 19 months in jail and another 245 days’ for her probation violation.