I’m kind of too scared to say this, in case she starts Facebook stalking me or sommat, but Lily Allen has struck another online blow at Katy Perry – saying that she has Perry’s phone number and may publish it online.
Allen is one of my favourite musicians of the moment, as she is one of only a small handful of pop strumpets that can actually sing. However, talent or no, this is some of the most retarded behaviour I have seen in a long while. Who in their right mind, over the age of about 12, makes threats to expose people using social media? This is the kind of crap I would expect to see on BH 90210 v2.0, not from a grown woman!
As you may remember, the pair of singing boobs have been proverbially poking each other in the eye, since late last year, when Perry jokingly said that she is a “skinny version” of Lily. The British songstress hit straight back, saying Perry had ripped off of her style, doesn’t write her own songs and that she’s “crass”.
She’s not far wrong there. Perry is singing pair of double-D’s who until recently had a matching D-List boyfriend. The only thing that makes her vaguely interesting is her dress sense and she only plays that for sh*ts and giggles. I guess someone once told her dressing as a watermelon was a suitable substitute for a personality?
Allen clearly didn’t get a sense of humour for Christmas, as she is REFUSING to let the feud die. She says that she has Perry’s number and that she is itching like Parasite Hilton’s panty puddin’ filled crotch to use it…
“I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour,” she wrote, according to Britain’s Sun.co.uk.
“I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”
DO YOU THINK LILY ALLEN’S THREAT IS JUSTIFIED?
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