Because it would require loving something more than she loves Twitter and because it would require her bones to put on weight, things that will probably never happen include LeAnn Rimes becoming someone’s biological mother by having children with Eddie Cibrian (whose next mistress I’m obliging to call those kids ‘MINE!’) Rimes told Giuliana Rancic for E! News that she’s planning on Falcor-swooping (Falcor-diving?) into a maternity ward, snatching up someone else’s kid because that’s a thing she does, and implanting it into her uterus.
‘Eddie and I talk about having kids and I would love to be a mom,’ she said. Still lying about going to that spa on weekdays only, she continues, ‘I didn’t ever want to bring a child into the world without taking care of myself. And that was another reason I decided to go [into treatment]. I was America’s Sweetheart for so many years, but it was just like everyone turned.’ Um… they ‘turned’ because she had an affair.
She continues, ‘No one will ever understand how much thought and hurt were put into our decision… When you look around and you go ‘I’m crying, like, uncontrollably, no one can help me,’ that’s when I knew I had to seek help… I was incredibly depressed and not quite sure of who I was. People are so quick to judge and make decisions for themselves about situations they know absolutely nothing about.’ She talks about not regretting breaking up two marriages with the help of Cibrian: ‘I don’t like the word regret. I wish I handled it differently because I wish I could have been better for me, for Brandi [Glanville, Cibrian's ex-wife], for Dean [Sheremet, her ex-husband], for Eddie, for everyone else… I know, in this situation, it’s going to take some time. All I wish is that everyone that was hurt, that we hurt, that I hurt, can be happy.’
Cibrian said this during the same interview… really: ‘My heart goes out to [Brandi Glanville] every single time she’s getting bashed for something. It’s unfair for her and it’s unfair for us. [The affair] wasn’t frivolous, you know.‘ It wasn’t ‘frivolous’ for Cibrian to marry his mistress and break up his family. Okay. Sure. This crap actually requires an E! Special: LeAnn Rimes airing Dec. 9 at 8 p.m..
These statements come immediately after Rimes’ publicist bashed Glanville with another passive-aggressive rebuttal and, I’m guessing, leaked this negative story to RadarOnline.com. A source told RadarOnline: ‘People around Brandi started getting vocal a few weeks back about their worries concerning her parenting of the boys. Numerous different people told Brandi that they were concerned that when she had her sons with her she wasn’t paying enough attention to them and was distracted with everything else going on in her life… but when Eddie heard that people were saying that Brandi’s actions around the kids were questionable, that’s when the relationship really started to sour.’
Glanville, for her part, says she’s done speaking publicly. Which she told people by speaking publicly. She wrote on Twitter: ‘I want it to go away so I can deal with it on my own. I know it seems hypocritical but can we not talk about ‘them’ anymore at least 4 today… This is about my kids not them!!!!!!!!!!’ And Glanville told Us Weekly: ‘My intention has always been to take care of my children and tend to their well-being. Unfortunately, my ex-husband has not been communicative with me in this regard, and so I have needed to seek him out publicly… I have not, and do not, wish to engage in a battle fought through the media. My hope is that now that I have my ex-husband’s attention, I also can get his and his wife’s commitment to work with me to co-parent our children in a most loving, safe and supportive fashion.’
Included is a real photo Rimes actually posted to Twitter a few minutes ago, and a photo with Rancic captioned: ‘Had a great time hanging with my girl @GiulianaRancic @ENews Our interview airs this Sunday, Dec 9th.’