LeAnn Rimes spent the whole of Valentine’s Day on Twitter, as I discovered trawling her feed for these photos. Except it’s no surprise she forewent Valentine’s Married Mistress Head ™ and Twitter Fapped instead. She spent her wedding and honeymoon on Twitter. And every vacation since. Well, for those who die a little inside for every day that passes when I don’t post the fap, here it is. Valentine’s Fap. In the form of her Valentine’s bones and an ‘I’m totes NOT cheating on you, yet,’ gift from current husband, Eddie ‘Slow Draper’ Cibrian.
There is one major problem: Eddie doesn’t have a job. So either Leann bought her own Valentine’s Day gift and is passing it off as something that Eddie bought her or Eddie took the money from his Charisma sheet photoshoot and bought LR a gift rather than using it for his child support payments. Leann did the very same thing with her engagement ring, she put out reports about how EC bought and designed the ring, despite reports were circulating that he had his child support reduced because he didn’t have a job. Chances are Leann bought this gift herself. So it’s more like a “EC isn’t cheating on me yet again and I have a bracelet that I had to buy myself since by hubby is unemployed” bracelet.
Isn’t that quite strange that Leann spends holidays, her honeymoon, and now Valentine’s Day tweeting? Where is Eddie? I know she wants us to believe that he is faithfully sitting next to her waiting for her to finish tweeting, hence the twitpics of her and EC at the club and the tweet she made yesterday about how EC was snuggling with her while she was tweeting and talking to her maganer about her album. But that makes no sense. The media and LR keep telling us that Eddie is “hot and sexy”, so with a “hot and sexy” husband, there is no way that LR would have been tweeting as much as she did on her honeymoon, Thanksgiving, or on Valentine’s Day. Which means EC isn’t into to LR or he was hooking up with someone else while they were in Vegas. LR did take her stylist to Vegas with them. Was that to keep her company or EC?
What’s with the tacky as hell chain-bracelet eyesore, on her hand? Weren’t those a thing in the late seventies? Or am I thinking of Prince Alberts?