I told you guys, months ago, that whenever LeAnn Rimes would flaunt her bones and her wandering bolt-ons in tweeted bikini photos it was a covert shill for the same bikini company. I mentioned that every picture of her bones on Twitter @ replied the same company. And she mentioned them by name over and over for a matter of months. And I thought that the bikinis were ugly, because her bones made them look ugly. You knew that already, if you’re a regular reader of this site. Well, finally, her shill’s gone public. She did a bikini shoot and she did an interview with the brand (whose name I’m loathe to mention). This shoot and interview in which she talks about her stolen ‘bonus boys’ appears to be new…
- Where is your favourite place to travel: ‘Tahiti is my favorite place I’ve ever experienced. Eddie and I stayed for 11 days. Most magical trip of our lives. We hope to take his boys back there soon.’
- What is your favourite beach: ‘Macaroni Beach in Mystique is my favorite beach in the world!! White sand and no one around!’
- What is the most exotic thing you have ever eaten and where: ‘I’m southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy.’
- Tan lines or no tan lines: ‘Tan lines all the way.’
- What is in your beach bag: ‘In my beach bag is always Neutrogena sunscreen, burts bee’s lip balm, an Olympus EPL2 camera, a fedora, iPhone and a bottle of Don Julio 1942 Tequila.’
- If you were on a desert island with five items what would they be: ‘My husband, my 2 stepsons, Neutrogena Sunscreen and an endless supply of sushi.’
- Best beach memory: ‘I love Laguna Beach and it always seems to be our place for a chill family vacation. I love seeing my ‘bonus boys’ and my husband running around in total privacy and me taking photos. I love being with them in our on little private cove. It’s pure heaven!’
- Favourite bikini of [shill brand]: ‘Favorite suit is the white and blue stripped Sumatra banded triangle and the St. Tropez banded booty short… and the Avalon robe cover up. Love!!’
- Plans for the future: ‘Plans for the future….it’s so hard to plan cause our lives change daily. I plan on music, film, family…..mostly family at some point.’
- Biggest accomplishment so far: ‘I have been blessed to have experiences so much in my short lifetime. I’ve worked very hard for everything I have and nothing has come easy. My biggest accomplishment though has been, to quote the Notebook… ‘I’ve loved another with all my heart, and to me, this has always been enough.’ What’s life without love? You can accomplish everything you want in life, but without anyone to share it with, what’s it really worth.’
Aside from all the name-dropping… I can’t. ‘Buy these bikinis because I tweet about them incessantly and pretend it’s a personal rather than a compensated endorsement, even though that’s unethical and not forthcoming. They make my bones and bolt-ons looks sexy, sort of. They could do the same for you!!!’
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Don’t her poses look familiar? So how did she prepare for this photoshoot? Study photos of BG?
Didn’t the question ask Leann what ITEMS she would take with her?Since when are people ITEMS? Since LR started paying them?She left out her IPHONE as one of those ITEMS she would take with her. We all know that she isn’t going to go anywhere without that IPHONE.
It’s so disturbing that she continues to annouce where she and EC will be with those kids. So that means that we are going to be seeing DAILY shots of LR and EC in Tahiti and Laguana Beach with those kids.
LR biggest accomplishment is keeping EC affairs from being exposed by the media.
LR plans for the future include keeping EC affairs out of the headlines.
Is it the nineties? Can she stop saying CHILL, ffs.
Ha ha ha – LR is just “chillaxin” with a specific bottle of tequila, a specific phone, a specific camera, in a specific bikini.
It’s revolting and hysterically funny at the same time.
Whenever any site posts photos of EC and LR with those kids, uses comments from WEWE tweets/blogs about those kids, or does an interview mentioning those kids(ie-People mag, Mikoh), can you all be kind enough to post this comment from Eddie Cibrian so that we can be reminded of just how he “protects” those kids?
“A six year old and a two in a half year old do not need this kind of negative media attention or any type of public exposure.”-Eddie Cibrian