LeAnn Rimes is only anyone’s stepmother because she didn’t love nor respect her first husband enough to stay faithful so she started sleeping around outside her marriage. Eddie Cibrian felt the same way about the mother of his kids, so he did the same. They cheated together and now they’re reportedly clinging onto the remains of their marriage. In the case of Rimes, that appears to mean playing happy families whenever there’s a rumour Cibrian’s got another mistress besides her (Rimes is still a mistress to me). And she whores out the kids whose lives she changed forever by disrespecting their mother. This weekend, Rimes exploited the kids she cannot possibly love as much as she loves herself by claiming the stolen family is HERS because when you steal things from other people they’re totally yours. It’s like stealing someone’s iPod and engraving YOUR name on the back because it’s YOURS now. See? Same thing with children who are apparently ‘hers’ because she cheated her way into their lives and has done little but whore them out to make herself look like a human being with a soul and not a soulless Falcor. Rimes and ‘her’ stolen family went to Oregon about which she passive-aggressively wrote on Twitter: ‘Flying out with my boys in a few hrs.’ Adding ‘Love that it’s a family tour weekend. It’s always more fun when they are with me.’ And: ‘Off to Seattle with the 3 cutest boys ever! It was a last minute family trip, the best kind!!’ No, they’re Cibrian and Brandi Glanville’s boys until Cibrian runs away with another mistress. At best, they’re on lease or something. They’re certainly not ‘her’ family. To which Glanville responded ‘Someone is trying 2 get under my skin by calling MY children ‘her boys’ Sooo transparent!They R MY boys, Eddie Boys and ur step-sons… 4 now.’ Adding: ‘Taking a break from Twitter to breathe and punch some pillows.’ Later responding to a fan, Glanville continued: ‘I could give a rat’s a** about [LeAnn] but she has put both of my boys in danger now and Its time to do something.’ The ‘danger’ refers to a video Rimes shared of the youngest ‘bonus’ child tentatively riding his bike in the street without training wheels or a helmet or anyone close enough to catch him, while Rimes urges the kid to go ‘faster.’
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