Brandi Glanville is promoting a book that’s basically one long journal entry about the time Eddie Cibrian hit on the co-star who would become his mistress.
And the soundbites from the press tour sound like passive-aggressive hash tags but in outside voice form, for example: ‘I did everything I could do for him and the boys and to make him not want to stray. So, when it happened, especially with someone as attractive as her…’ Oh my.
Glanville recalls watching them flirting in front of her in this excerpt from the book: ‘LeAnn had ‘accidentally’ smeared some cake frosting on her top (she was still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time) and asked my husband, not realizing that I was standing behind the both of them, if he wanted lick it off her… This woman asked my husband if he wanted to eat the frosting mess she’d dropped on her nonexistent chest? He hadn’t realized I was there, either, and he laughed with hungry eyes at the suggestion.’
But his magic 9/10 p*nis made the bad fee-fees go away: ‘I’m not entirely sure how I ended up on the floor of my closet sobbing. A teary-eyed Eddie found me lying there minutes later, and without saying so much as a word, he started kissing me all over…he pulled off my workout pants and we started having sex right there. He swore up and down my body that it wasn’t true…that it was completely innocent. In that moment, it was easier to believe him, because I just couldn’t stand the thought of being without him… he [also said he] would never marry LeAnn, but that was just one of the countless lies he told me.’