There’s not a lot left to say about LeAnn Rimes’ insistence on mixing sexual imagery with imagery of her stepsons (remember, she went braless under a sheer dress at her stepkid’s Chuck-E-Cheese birthday party and this weekend she paraded around in short shorts with her butt hanging out while babysitting her stolen family). Rimes bounces in between gauche and grossly-inappropriate and that makes her my favourite person whom I can only stomach writing about two or three times a month. I feel like I need my shots before going on her Twitter or looking through photos of whatever inappropriate things she’s done that day. And now, reminding me why it’s been months since I acknowledged Mistress Tinklefeet, Slow Draper, and the Stolen Chirren, here’s the inappropriate birthday cake Tinklefeet presented her cheater husband on his 39th birthday this weekend. Making a birthday all about their sex life, Rimes shared the cake on Twitter noting it’s a collection of Eddie Cibrian’s favourite things which apparently includes a paddle board, a Lakers jersey, a Bronco, and sex under the covers with his kids at the foot of the bed. I can’t. I’m sorry. I just can’t.