There’s not a lot left to say about LeAnn Rimes’ insistence on mixing sexual imagery with imagery of her stepsons (remember, she went braless under a sheer dress at her stepkid’s Chuck-E-Cheese birthday party and this weekend she paraded around in short shorts with her butt hanging out while babysitting her stolen family). Rimes bounces in between gauche and grossly-inappropriate and that makes her my favourite person whom I can only stomach writing about two or three times a month. I feel like I need my shots before going on her Twitter or looking through photos of whatever inappropriate things she’s done that day. And now, reminding me why it’s been months since I acknowledged Mistress Tinklefeet, Slow Draper, and the Stolen Chirren, here’s the inappropriate birthday cake Tinklefeet presented her cheater husband on his 39th birthday this weekend. Making a birthday all about their sex life, Rimes shared the cake on Twitter noting it’s a collection of Eddie Cibrian’s favourite things which apparently includes a paddle board, a Lakers jersey, a Bronco, and sex under the covers with his kids at the foot of the bed. I can’t. I’m sorry. I just can’t.
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“I can’t. I’m sorry. I just can’t.”
I’m starting to wonder if Eddie tells Leann the same thing when she tries to have sexy times with him because Leann goes out of her way to make us think that she and Eddie have the most amazing sex life. Who sits on twitter bragging about things like this?
Yes, yes he does.
Insane, insecure, inappropriate,creepy stalker has-been freaks, maybe?
I’ve been fascinated/grossed out by this cake thing for the last 48 hours, and as each site has picked it up, I have dutifully read the articles just to be certain that I am not the only one frozen in horror over this latest stunt.
However, your short and to the point summary made me laugh so hard, I just may be able to recover from the whole weekend after all. But I think cake has been killed for me, possibly forever. When I think of cake, the above is all I see.
If I can never eat cake again, Rimes may want to hire security, because this means war. I will hunt her down for killing cake. It’s ON.
I’ve sworn off fondant… for 24-hours. Detox.
I hope it works. I am at the exorcism stage right now. Somebody raise Father Karris from the dead, only he can cast it out.
This woman is so disgusting and just plain wrong! I don’t know how Brandi puts up with it. Those boys are going to need therapy by the time this marrige is over.
She is deeply twisted. She reckons people need a sense of humour about this. Oh right, we are wrong and confused because to us there is nothing funny at all about the image of banging while the kids stand around at the foot of the bed.
When she received backlash for the cake, she attempted to justify it by tweeting that the boys know that she and Eddie sleep in the bed together. And to prove her point that it’s okay for her to put a topping like that on top of the cake because the boys are fully aware of what she and Eddie do in the bed, she set up a staged photo-op wearing the most skimpiest clothing and went on to kiss on Eddie, lay all over him, and show off her legs/butt/back by bending over over/running/hopping over a fence, and standing over Eddie. Does she honestly believe that the photos of her and Eddie engaging in pda helps her cause? It just makes her and Eddie come off as selfish, tacky, and immature.
What exactly was Eddie sacrificing for his kids by allowing Leann to turn a day that was supposed to be about him and his kids, into the Leann Rimes show?
I said it once when I saw it and I’ll say it again. Get the feck out. Fecking cray cray wewe at it again. Lord have mercy. Just when you think she can’t get any lower, she pulls out another fecking ace out from her sleeve. She’s lost the fecking plot. Someone call a MuthaF priest, that b**** has got some Satan in her. B**** is coldblooded.
she’s obviously borderline retarded
I am scared for Brandi when Ed leaves/cheats on her.. Will she try to get custody of her stolen boys??? What type of fondaunt cake will she create??! I’m thinking hangman eeeekkkkk
I think this may have sunk her. Over three hundred comments on Celebitchy, and every single one is negative. Not a single fan or friend trying to defend that cake. How could they? Seriously, how could anyone defend that particular decorating choice?
Currently over 400 comments, yikes: http://www.celebitchy.com/234065/leann_rimes_tweets_photo_of_eddie_cibrians_creepy_birthday_cake_trashy/#comments
Yikes, indeed – oy! I think we can safely say that the whole “it is only about ten haters on twitter” who cause such a fuss is officially debunked.
Just shows how immature, sick and twisted this selfish pig is. Eddie is just as bad for allowing her to get away with this absolute disgusting behavior. cannot believe anyone in their right mind would think that is an appropriate cake, oh yeah, we’re taalking about Leann better known as the complainer. she’s always sick. hypochrondiac is more like it, anything to get sympathy from Mr rimes.. He needs help as much as she does.