… or at least that is what I had heard [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Lauren Conrad, or L.C. from MTV’s The Hills, as she is better known, is too much of a poorper to afford the BITCHIN’ set of wheels she has been tooling around L.A. in.
According to Janet Charlton:
Lauren Conrad has been showing off around town in her $115,000 Audi R8 and she doesn’t mind being photographed in it. The reason is, the car isn’t really HERS. She didn’t buy it. Audi gave her the car to drive for three months free to drum up excitement and publicity for the vehicle.
You mean to tell me that Audi will just GIVE you a car on loan for free munfs and you don’t even have to bother blowing* their Marketing Exec. first? WTF? *yells* DAMN YOU Bob from Marketing… oh well, I’ll have to deal with him later.
The Credit Crunch Ninja is hittin’ up the the West Coast all the biatches on it.
Being poor makes you feel sh*tter than a Hills cast-member’s fame-wh*re-sibling. You know, the ones who miss the point of being on TV for umpteen seasons and think that one uninspired cameo is enough to give them free access to the Red Carpet (mmmm…. LiLo).
What the eff!
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*BLOW ON HIS TUMMY, HE LIKES IT =)
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