Lauren Conrad talks to MTV News about her Halloween costume 26 seconds in.
Lauren Conrad tells MTV News that she wants to dress as a pretty clown for Halloween.
Lauren Conrad got as close to self-aware as she is ever going to get, by announcing she wants to dress as a pretty clown for Halloween.
Well, self-aware insofar as she knows she is rather pretty, and yet she is no better than any of her clownish ex-castmates on The Hills. The reality star/ fashion-designer/ best-selling author, who does not hate herself nearly enough for reaching so far above her station, spilled to MTV News that she wants her costume to include a tutu, bright tights, and suspenders.
She could have the basement-dwellers who pooped out her fashion-collection make the costume, that should make it suitably scary. I kind of wanna track her down, Hollywood burglar-style, and let her know that her costume is altogether unneeded. Stealing the rags out of an ex-castmate’s closet, or any of the tat she can usually be seen in, would be rather a lot affair.
Oh you are so nasty to poor Lauren,
I think she will look quite sexy in bright tights and suspenders…
Colin.
Ps, I’d actually really love to see that!
…I called her “pretty” cos she is, what else do you want from me at this hour