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Lane Garrison Free From Jail




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Lane Garrison, 28, the former Prison Break star, has been freed from his jail term. The actor, who was killed off of his own show around the same time as he was handed his sentence, served only forty months for his car crime in which he killed one teen and injured another.

Garrison of course did not cause the loss of life or injure the people concerned on purpose, but he did actually cause someone’s death. He was sentenced in November 2007 and he is free already, what gives?

See, this is the kind of wonky legal system that is probably going to let alleged woman-beater Chris Brown walk free from his trial soon.

I mean, is this crap for real; if I’d so much as spilled on the carpet growing up, mummy Grindhouse would lock me in the hall closet for at least 50 months at a time. This bish killed someone around the time I graduated and in the time it took me to start and get bored of two careers, he was freed.

This efftarded prison maths, where you get one day back for every day of good behaviour, has to stop. If mummy Grindhouse didn’t do it, neither should the US legal system. Boo!

Image via E.L. Woody King Paparazzi/Splash.

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