Am I the only woman in the world, with a remotely impressive pair of jugs, who has not yet been offered a spread in Playboy? Hot tranny mess Aubrey O’Day gets an offer to shake her fake chichis for the camera, but not I. WTF. Don’t they know who I am?
I have to be on the reals for a second and say I don’t need no stinkin’ pay-cheque as an incentive to take off my bargain basement clothes and grab my ankles for the camera. Dude, all I need is some Mike’s Hard Lemonade and I’m easy.
Lady GaGa, it seems, has a stick up her ass and actually needs some of that *tries to spell* M.O.N.E.Y. or whatever, before she will strip. Or, maybe she bleated some bullshit about keeping her coochie covered cos of her ‘morals’ or something, I don’t really remember, I was drunk when I first read the quote below.
The singer says of turning down the offer, “I mean, if I was a glamour model, I would be delighted (with Playboy’s offer), but for me it’s all about the music.”
She continues a little too candidly, “Ask me again, though, when I have a new album to plug.”
WHAT DO YOU THINK – about the demonstrably hot piece of ass, GaGa turning down the offer?
Image credit to KCSPresse / Splash News.
This entire post is hilarious!!! I totally concur. I had body issues when I was younger, now I’m just happy that my tits are still perky cause I sleep in a bra and I’m not covered in cellulite. I would totally take it off. Use it or you’ll lose it. Why not?
Lady Gaga doesn’t need this publicity though. It would just be way too odd for her to do this now, it’s more of a comeback move. Not a good choice for Gaga, so I’m glad she said no.
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so, i need to get you some Mike’s Hard Lemonade, huh? I need to remember that. Think I may have some down in the fridge…lol
AS far as Gaga goes, wait until her pseudo-poularity goes away and she’s back to singing on street corners, she’ll reconsider Playboy then…if they’ll have her….lol
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i’d like to think i’ve learned a bit about the pop culture from you my dear ripple, but is it bad that in the few times this lady gaga has been mentioned i’ve looked at the pic and assumed it was a tranny?
i wouldn’t have been able to guess if it was adding an appendage or having one lopped off but i would have put a decent amount of money on “not as female as ‘lady’ might lead you to believe.”
ahh well.
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@ Firecracker – Thanks! I hope she keeps her clothes on too. It’s kill her credibility if not.
@ Mystery Man – Yes. And, well put
@ Chris – Hello baby
She can look a bit trannified sometimes but she has kind of a huge rack, so I am pretty sure she is all woman.