Lady GaGa Needs Anger Management

Lady GaGa accidentally hits dancer in the mouth with a microphone

…ok, so this was totally an accident, but it’s funnier to watch the video above imagining that Lady GaGa was totally pissed at having other bitches on her stage and so decided to let them know who they were fucking with.

GaGa, while on stage singing ‘Just Dance’ at a radio concert for Vic Latino’s Party 105 FM earlier this year, accidentally smacked one of her backing dancers in the mouf so hard that she reportedly knocked out three of the of the poor woman’s teefs. I mean, if anyone is essentially going to assault you and leave blood pouring out of your mouf, you’re going to want it to be Lady GaGa. Bitch is fierce!

Pretending that any of the above makes sense, I should add that the unidentified dancer was near the ground at the time and it was not like GaGa was aggressively flailing around on stage like some amateur.

I cannot tell if the dancer was pulling some jazzy move that required her to be kneeling about an inch away from GaGa’s fist, but she was positioned oddly. GaGa gestured behind her and struck the girl. The dancer recoiled of course, but reacted very well and was then taken to a waiting ambulance. She later, at the expense of Lady GaGa, got the damaged teefs fixed.

The video above was quite clearly made by my brother/ sister from another mother. The vid shows the strike multiple times, captioned and in slow motion. Nice.