Lauren Conrad’s book, L.A. Candy, is the number one book on the NY Times best-seller list for the second week since its June 16th release.
Not being entirely familiar with the NY Times or its best-seller list, one can assume the other books on the the ranking require crayons and colouring inside the lines. Or perhaps it’s comprised of delightful bedtime stories.
Whatever. I’m going to remove my lips from around the barrel of this gun and assert that the weeks this turd became a best-seller, no other books were available whatsoever. None. Not the Harry Potter series, not any books that have any actual words. The only explanation that I am prepared to accept is that everyone with over a third-grade reading level was otherwise indisposed and/ or unable to gather together the petty cash to purchase any books that week.
Oh yeah as an addendum, Miley Cyrus’s book, Miles to Go, is at #7. (Pulls trigger).
OK, that’s the funniest gossip article I’ve read this month. Golf claps for Amy!
I had a lot of fun writing this article. Very kind of you to say so and I appreciate that comment! *Mwah”
…also, I’m very much liking the phrase “golf claps”. Hmmm.
not sure which is worse, the fact that her book is #1 or that miley’s is #7. don’t people read real books anymore?
maybe folks need to pary to the goddess oprah to do something about this, sicne her and her minions…er…book club…are all powerful…lmao
I assume the most challenging things people read is the phone book. I was sooo gonna go there with the Oprah book club thing, but it would have actually made e top myself. Queen O needs to kick some asses in this b*tch. Pow.
Your one bullet just went through your head, and travelled across the Atlantic to land squarely where it was most needed – right between my eyes.
Thank you for saving me from……….2009. And 2010.
Hopefully it will be a more sane world when the bullet is dislodged and I have no memory of reading these facts…….
xoxo
Indeed. Two birds with one stone… and we can both ascend quite peacefully to somewhere that tween book deals cannot hurt us. xoxo