Kristen Stewart’s Worried That We’re Going To Kill Her

For the sake of posterity and accurate record-keeping for when the police come knocking, I’m including myself in that headline. Kristen Stewart says, in an excerpt from a new Twilight e-book, what she fears most isn’t being caught getting head in a parked car because that didn’t even dent her career (it only dented a cuckold’s manhood). No, what she fears most is that we’re going to give away her location while she’s being eaten out by another director entirely which is somehow going to lead to her untimely death. She explains: ‘Nowadays, it’s harder because everyone is on Facebook and everyone knows where you are all the time, and everyone’s twittering. Like, I’m going to die because somebody is going to say where I am and somebody [else] is going to kill me. Someone’s going to twitter my location and then it’s going to be like, boom… I actually think too much of anything can be scary, but at the same time it’s also an opportunity. I mean, mass communication is a good thing. It’s actually a really great thing, it’s just scary.’

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