Kristen Stewart sleeps around for roles in movies but couldn’t f**k her way into any more movies for 12 months after people found that out. Another thing that apparently happens is she’s spending time in the company of rich men for cash upfront, which I decided is prostitution because evidently people do have sex with this woman. According to GossipCop.com, the woman who calls herself ‘miserable’ in interviews and never smiles is such pleasant company someone paid for 15 minutes of her time that didn’t involve a front seat handy. Here are some words that don’t include the word ‘cash’ or ‘nightstand’ that you’re supposed to believe. ‘[Kristen Stewart] sat for 15 minutes with a Middle Eastern prince to secure a $500,000 donation for Hurricane Sandy relief,’ reports GossipCop, ‘Harvey Weinstein [revealed recently] that the prince had approached [Sandy relief] organizers, offering a sizable donation in exchange for a meeting with Stewart.’ He ‘paid $500,000 in advance’ that went to charity.