Kristen Stewart covers Elle UK wearing Megan Draper’s discarded hairpiece and a sweater sitting at the bottom of my laundry hamper since 1996. This is a cover on which she looks glum and sallow. But she’s abstaining from lip-biting, so she gets a free-pass. It’s oddly uneventful for a June cover; it should probably feel more Spring/ Summer, the colours should be brighter. It’s like a Winter cover that slipped through the net. Eh, I don’t but this s**t anymore so I don’t suppose it matters. This is Stewart’s cover promoting her lead in Snow White & The Huntsman. Speaking of which, SWATH co-star Charlize Theron has been drinking the lip-biter’s Kool-Aid. Theron told Access Hollywood: ‘I really, I really, really love that girl. I love that girl, like, I would jump off a building for that girl. She’s amazing, she’s amazing. She’s the real deal… [and] she gives really good back rubs. [Kristen] is the kind of actor that I like to be around because there’s nothing she’d really stop at in order to do the job. She’s got a tremendous amount of talent and, you know, I think you can have talent, but if you don’t have tenacity and moxy… She’s bad ass.’ Stewart’s subscriber cover is below.