Kim Kardashian’s mother is exactly the level of inappropriate I aim to be if one of those baby things ever sneaks into my womb at any point. There’s no point in having a baby thing if you’re not going to make money off it. Babies are like eBay or the Men Seeking Men section of Craig’s List. The only people who don’t make real money off them are chumps. CHUMPS. Kris Jenner, matriarch and pimp of the collective blended Kardashian/ Jenner family, already talked about how her ‘job was trying to take [her] kids’ 15 minutes and turn it into 30,’ by ‘making lemonade out of these lemons’ life handed her. ‘Lemons’ in this case being a delightful euphemism for Kardashian’s labia. In the same article, the shameless gift that keeps on giving, Jenner admits she fears overexposure. In the same breath, she wishes out loud she had more children to work that corner (I’m barely paraphrasing), ‘My fantasy is to have Keeping Up With Kardashians, Season 26. Who knew it would be this profitable? I should have had more kids.’
Image credit to INF Daily. Story and quotes The Hollywood Reporter via Gawker.
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She’s a sick however, excellent example of what a parent ought not to be.
#DEAD @ ‘Lemons’ in this case being a delightful euphemism for Kardashian’s labia
I saw this phrase online and just had to come and drop a comment…this phrase just brightened up my whole day lol….now I’m off to go make a sextape….wher’s Ray J
Ha, thanks!
Ray J’s curled up in the foetal position, crying himself to sleep, missing Kim *points to the left*