There are a bunch of Kardashian/ Humphries/ Jenner updates so, rather than further robbing you guys of the will to live, I’m going to turn in one post short and condense the updates into one post. Kris Jenner started managing Kris Humphries following Saturday’s wedding because only moments after the ceremony did Humphries get the news that his former pimp had been killed in a pimp-on-pimp homicide. Sad. ‘Kris [Jenner] runs the entire family like a business and that’s why they are all so successful,’ a source tells HuffPo Celebrity. ‘Now that Kris [Humphries] is married to the families biggest asset, [Jenner] is going to make sure that she is making all the business decisions… [Jenner] is already in early negotiations to brand the newlywed couple today with fragrance deals and other endorsements… She isn’t going to let some other manager with a different agenda get in the way of that. The amount of money this couple has already made from selling coverage of the wedding is millions and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Expect his and her clothes, towels, watches, shoes and by the time they have a baby together, forget it. They will be able to buy the bank.’ Jenner somehow also found time to negotiate herself a deal on The Talk; according to Deadline, Jenner will be the new fill-in host. Her bottom b**ch is currently on a mini-honeymoon and earlier reports had a slither of truth… a proper honeymoon will follow at a later date. Kim Kardashian and her filler-husband, Lurch, are currently on Italy’s Amalfi Coast. ‘We want to take our big honeymoon later,’ says Kardashian, adding that the destination would be ‘definitely tropical.’ Within days, she’ll be in New York filming Kourtney & Kim Take New York. She’ll probably also be at Sunday’s MTV Video Music Awards in Los Angeles, California.
Image credit to Flynet. Story Deadline, People, HuffPo via The Superficial.
So over these people. What’s so funny is they and all of you media people think we all care and we don’t. They’re moralless and contribute nothing at all to society. In fact, they add to the trash factor. Enough already.
Please make this stop. I can not stand seeing or hearing about this family any more. It was fun to watch in the beginning, but the whole family is so over exposed. I give Kim’s marriage a whopping six months. It will be some stupid reason just to give Kim more exposure. BTW, this was her second marriage. Faux pas Ms. Jenner, second marriages are supposed to be low key (I really don’t care if you don’t agree, but this is the custom). I am going to puke if I hear one more thing about them. Just stop the Kim train and the whole family crap.
Let’s do some predictions on what will happen next (all can participate)…
Kourtney and Scott will either get preggers again or engaged within the next three months. That will bring us into NBA season, so Kloe and Kim will be at the games photographed continuously. Rob will knock up some 18 year old Playboy centerfold who really wants to act. Kris will sign her as a client. Kris Jenner will stage Kiley’s fake teenage rebellion which will include a love affair with some youtube singer wanna be. Kris will sign him and expose him to the world. Kendel will sign with Ford agency and go to Europe to leave the cuckoo family.
Oh, and this whole 20 million dollar wedding. Tacky, tacky, tacky. If it is true that the family did not spend any money and had everything donated, then this is the definition of tacky. With so many Americans barely surviving paycheck to paycheck, this family really knows how to rub it in everyone’s face. Please boycott the show, People magazine, E!, and everything else containing this family. Make it all go away!!!!
I FEEL YOUR PAIN.. not being an american and not having them shoved in my face( most people here in the uk have never heard of any of them as if you dont have basic cable and dont have E channel you wont know or care about them) they are not up in our grill so to speak… its the ONLY THING i can sympathise with americans is that they do exist them and JERSEY SHORE CASTE .. yes, they were fun at the begining but now its getting CREEPY. the only decent one amongst them is their sister who is a model, she is beautiful and needs to go to paris and get away from her dreadful momager .. ugh!
You don’t have to worry about me giving them my time or ratings. The ratings is what keeps them around! Even though they had 5 Teen Choice awards and only walked away with one, that doesn’t matter to E!. The weekly ratings average 3 million. E! likes that. I hate when ppl say they won’t watch, or they can’t stand the family (but then follow them on twitter, wth) & watch their show. I’m wrapped up with those biotchs on NJ Housewives, ugh! (they come on same time) Anyway. I won’t buy People magazine, nor watch this scripted wedding coming on E!. Every site I stumble across, the comments are the same – “sick of them” “make them go away” “greedy family”, etc…. I think their fan base is insecure teens/girls
Kris Humphries is nothing more than ” a horny high schooler who had his dream come true of having sex with the hot teacher” no matter how old he is, and the only reason Kim married him was she finally had control in one of her hookups.
i read on TMZ some yrs ago that her other main bf would never marry her whatshisnameagain? anyway i read that she had been passed around by all the black guys who wouldnt touch her marraige wise, of course her new husband is someone who allows her to be in control and that, is what she likes, he will change eventually but the money will be too much of a temptation, after all its a family business and kris is not about to let her golden egg laying goose run amok with one who she cant control too, besides his family are NORMAL and that must have sealed the deal.. a rich, powerful, family would be a threat to her empire.. Everything they now do is STAGED and as long as we understand the game here.. let them play it.. its called HUSTLING.