Kim Kardashian’s future second ex-husband is already being whored out by his new momager-in-law, I suspect. Here’s Kris Humphries in the June 2011 issue of GQ. According to family, a wedding date may not even be set and the couple is not going to rush down the aisle before month’s end. Instead, the 5″2′ bride-to-be and her 6″9′ groom-to-be may be taking their time, ‘Engagements are typically a year… No one has discussed it yet,’ reveals Khloe Kardashian. The Daily Mail notes that Humphries’ family is tacky and lacking imagination too. The NBA player has sisters named Krystal and Kaela. Someone buy these two a baby book with the entire ‘K’ chapter ripped out, before they make average-sized babies.
