In the past week that Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner confirmed their separation, sources have spilled tea on how it’s going to be a storyline on Keeping up with the Whorehousians, how they’re lying about the split being amicable, and how Bruce wants OFF the show but he’s contractually obliged to do at least one more season. And since Kris has Bruce by the nuts for another year, she’s already planning to televise their separation and then stage a reunion during which they pretend to work on their issues. And now even PEOPLE is confirming all this is true because Kris is SKYPE friends with their editors too. ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians will continue to show Kris and Bruce’s issues,’ a family source tells the magazine. ‘Let’s be honest – almost everything in Kris’ life is on television!’ The source adds, ‘They are living separately. But a lot of things won’t change. And just as they showed Khloé and Lamar’s issues, they will do the same with Kris and Bruce.’ The magazine buried the lede… but get this… Kris told PEOPLE herself: ‘We sat down and talked to them and said this is how we’re feeling. You will see that play out a bit on season nine. The cameras were rolling as things were happening and that’s the way it goes around our house.’ …I cannot.