The last time Kirstie Alley appeared on Dancing With The Stars, she used it as a promotional opportunity to shill her Scientology-endorsed weight loss products, claimed to have the same waist measurements as Megan Fox, and claimed to lose 100 pounds taking her from size 14 to size four which really meant she started wearing a lot of black and making the numbers up. It was hilarious. Totally worth it. And we get to ride the merry-go-round again because she’s back for Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars on which she’s telegraphing the madness by saying: ‘I don’t give a you-know-what about the mirror ball, I want to just be a size zero like the other girls on the show.’ I’m actually looking forward to her claiming to be size zero now. Photos from January red carpet. Interview below.