Almost exactly one year ago, Ryan Seacrest and Kris Jenner told the media that they expected Kimmode and Princess Kanye to come back engaged from her birthday vacation to Italy. However, Princess Kanye takes orders from no one and so Kimmode flew back to Los Angeles his girlfriend not his fiancee. Before that, she tried the same publicity stunt that scared off Reggie Bush, buying herself a diamond ring and passive-aggressively hoping he ‘took the hint.’ It didn’t work, obviously. So now she’s a twice-divorced baby mother and she wants you to think that was her idea. A source said words you’re supposed to believe to New York Daily News: ‘Kanye is obsessed with her. He always has been. He has begged her to get married a few times, it’s Kim that’s saying ‘not yet’.’ Princess Kanye is ‘begging’? Kimmode actually said no to someone? HAHAHAHAHA. The source adds, Kris Jenner is getting desperate (with the end of hers and Bruce Jenner’s marriage, and also Khloe and Lamar). Kris thinks it ‘looks bad’ to have a baby and not be married (keep in mind, Kris CHEATED on both husbands and allegedly had a kid with one of her lovers, that kid allegedly being Khloe, and with two failed marriages each it’s not like marriage even means anything to Kris or Kimmode). If Princess Kanye and Kimmode were to get married, Kris insists, ‘This will be a small, private event,’ and not televised after what happened with Kris Humphries.