Kimberly Stewart is knocked-up with the baby of Benicio del Toro. Which is kind of like saying she fell victim to an alien probe and there’s a two-headed baby in there; it kind of beggars belief, and, no matter how many times you hear it, it still requires explanation. I’ll admit, when I first became aware of this news, I dismissed it off-hand, because I misread a tipster’s note as saying ‘Kristen Stewart’ was pregnant by del Toro. Then I re-read it and realised it was stupid and random either way. Well, in any case, a spokesperson for del Toro confirmed the news, in a statement, to the least-credible magazine he could find, Lies&Style; so, even with a statement, the news still wouldn’t be believed. And, keeping it classy, he’s keeping any paternity test drama out of the media and they’re handling their affairs privately. In any case, Stewart was photographed earlier this week as she left a family dinner at Il Sole in West Hollywood with her dad Rod Stewart and brother Sean. This would be the first time that she’s been seen out since confirming her pregnancy. And she’s got the very beginnings of a baby bump, which probably puts her firmly in the second trimester. Either that, or muumuus became all the rage while I was snarfing down my BOGOF pizza.
‘Kim looked great and very healthy,’ an onlooker told People. ‘She was smiling and looked pretty in a long dress that revealed a small baby bump.’ Her father, apparently, ‘smiled and seemed excited,’ then, ‘upon leaving the restaurant, Rod seemed very protective of Kim and made sure she got into the car okay.’