Kim Kardashian was just voted off of Dancing With The Stars… Oh noooes! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
Kardashian was my identical-bottom twin you see. My one shot at making it big in the entertainment world (other than running this blog, for you good people that is).
Kimmy and her magnificent rear scored a pitiful 17 out of 30, meaning they were booted off the show. Her partner Mark Ballas was also booted off, but I only have the strength to worry about one tragedy at a time!
I am lost, alone and terribly upset. Kimmy is no longer out there strutting her funky stuff and letting people know just how fabulous our bottoms really are – thus, she is not earning her keep.
Therefore, as any responsible twin would do when their sibling falls on hard times, I will now take over, as the less-fabulous half of the famous Identical Bottom Twins ™. I hope this will ensure that Kimmy and her craving for Cheez Doodles don’t eat us out of house and home. With the Credit Crunch and all, we must keep the dough rolling in … *yells, hoping someone wil hear* ‘Will trade on mine and Kim K’s identical bottom for food!’
Kardashian’s exit was poorly timed for another reason, all joking aside. It was on the 5th anniversary of her dad’s death!
Here is what Kimmy had to say about being kicked off the show (while talking in the third person):
[Kardashian] 27, says she is pleased with her overall performance on the show.
“The real Kim is very shy and reserved and not outspoken and loud like everybody assumes she is,” she told Usmagazine.com. “This was the perfect opportunity to show the real Kim.”
“It was the greatest experience of my life and that’s all that matters.”
Click below now, to watch video footage of Kim Kardashian dancing to ‘Baby Got Back’!*
[IMAGE CREDIT: Whittle/ Splash News]
*CHRIS MATE, YOU MIGHT WANNA SIT DOWN FOR THIS ONE! AmyGrindhouse.com written by Amy Grindhouse © All rights reserved. When quoting, use excerpts with attribution only.
ya know a show is unwatchable when one of my favourite comedians (jeff ross) and one of my favourite bottoms can’t make it worthy of my viewership. unable to convince me and my expanding media empire, they quickly booted both leaving t hescraps to middle american nobodies.
“CHRIS MATE, YOU MIGHT WANNA SIT DOWN FOR THIS ONE!”
something tells me it’d be uncomfortable to sit…but why dance to “baby got back” in such a silly skirt?
Sup…
Silly skirts and big hair. That’s what it’s all about!
xoxo Mrs Chrindhouse
What a beautiful woman. If you have her booty, you are doin’ aaaalll right. She just needs to shake it a lot more! ….You have a great personality to boot. This post is funny (minus the sad dad part).
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I decided to write this jolly post before taking my meds. I find I am more in touch with my inner comedienne that way
Thanks for the kind words. Good to know my caustic, dry English sense of humour is not to off putting for those who venture here
so that video made me sad. first the guy didn’t seem interested at all in the fact that he was basically given and all you can grab invitation to dat ass. and second, i get it’s the mambo and ya wanna wear a dress to fit the style…but seriously? /cry
chris´s last blog post..playoffs ‘08 and why i should give a rats ass…
*hands Chris a tissue to wipe away dah tears…*