In news that makes no sense because she’s already been paid for sex once before, this week’s Lies & Style basically says Kim Kardashian withheld sex from Kris Humphries after they married because it would have been gauche to stream their honeymoon night or have E! cameras film it in an event sponsored by Urinal Cake Enterprises ™ (they’re lemon scented for your pleasure). L&S ignores the death of Whitney Houston to instead copy pasta weeks’ old stories from RadarOnline.com about Humphries ‘dragging’ Kardashian into the court of public opinion; which is awful, because it doesn’t allow for re-shoots. The tabloid bury the lede somewhat though. Because they also claim Kardashian stopped having sex with Humphries the day they married because, I’m guessing, there was no way to monetize their sex life… so why bother? A source tells L&S: ‘Kim’s freaking out [about the divorce]. All of her dirty laundry will be aired and there is a lot to air. Kim is a calculating person who does things to benefit her wallet. That’s her top priority! Everything will come out in court… even their sex life.’ Another adds: ‘Almost immediately after the wedding, they stopped having sex.’
10 photos in Beverly Hills scouting DASH locations and jogging in LA yesterday.
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