Because her male fans have seen her take one for the team in her sex tape, there’s no illusion Kim Kardashian’s some virginal bride who should wear white on her wedding day. This will be the 30-year-old divorcee’s second wedding and she is reportedly not going to wear a white wedding dress. Kris Jenner reportedly wants to wear white on the day because she’s as needy as she is crazy. The bridesmaids will wear green dresses, reveals Kourtney Kardashian on Twitter. But, reportedly, the girls don’t like their dresses and they want to wear white too. In fact, the guests were told on their invitation the dress code was black and white only with no exceptions. And that’s another reason Kardashian won’t wear white, she’ll blend in too much with her guests and the b&w decor. ‘Kim knows better than anyone how to stay dramatic and there is no way she would let herself blend in with everyone else at her wedding by wearing a white dress,’ an insider tells HuffPo’s Rob Shuter. ‘If I know her, I bet she will wear red or some color so she pops against everyone else who will be in black or white.’ Adds a friend of the family, ‘When Kim walks down that aisle, she knows she will have the eyes of the world on her. This will be the biggest moment of her life and she is going to make sure she gives everyone something to talk about. Nothing would do that more than shocking folks with a splash of color.’ Adds Lies&Style, 50 strangers were uninvited to the wedding with days’ notice, because venue space will be limited, ‘The fire marshal got involved. Once the fire department learned about all the TV equipment that’s going to be inside the space… the lights, the cameras and the production crew… Kim was told she had to cut the guest list by 50 people!’ Adds L&S, Kardashian will change into four custom-designed pairs of Louboutins, two Vera Wang gowns, and guests will drink ’720 bottles of chardonnay, rosé, merlot and cabernet, courtesy of Malibu Rocky Oaks Wine.’ Kardashian’s still under the illusion her porn star/ no-name sports dude second wedding will be as big as April’s British royal wedding… the one with an audience of two billion that donned every magazine cover going, no matter the niche/ audience. Uhuh. She only had two solo tabloid magazine covers this week. Her wedding’s on Saturday. I don’t like her chances for high ratings/ selling covers.
Related Celebrity Gossip:
Breaking Celebrity News:
- Top 10 Best (Worst?) Celebrity Mug Shots
- Ricky Gervais Does Not Approve of Celebrity Slacktivism
- X Factor Is Counting Coins So It Can Keep the Lights On
- Lindsay Lohan Got Fired By Her Own Dealer Because She Was Taking Too Many Drugs
- Let’s Watch Kimmode Complain About Her Pregnancy Some More in the New KUWTK Trailer
- Amanda Bynes Is Hanging With Paparazzi Now… Doesn’t This Feel Familiar?
Oh I’m sure Kimmy figured her little fete was going to be THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY and try as her and her whole fame whoring clan have been… no one really seems to care very much. That said she’ll surely look stunning in whatever Paid Sponsorship dress she finally struts down the aisle in – there’s just no denying that she’s a total wide-bottomed hottie
Kim wore white to the rehearsal dinner, so maybe she’ll be wearing another color tomorrow. It’ll be interesting to see what she chose to go with the green bridesmaid dresses. As we mentioned on Marvelous Girl, green is the only color that matches any color in the spectrum.