Kim Kardashian’s wedding photos will be in British Hello! From the first photos, this will be a game of ‘Guess The Pee Bride!’ because it’ll be hard to pick the 30-year-old out against a mostly white background and bridesmaids and guests wearing the same colour. Kardashian stopped pretending to care about her scripted shill wedding to her second filler-husband somewhere around the dress designing stage, when she said, ‘Make the dresses the same, damn it! I’ve got urinal cakes to taste test… those I care about!’ At least Lurch is on the cover.
Why are they all hunching their shoulders and dipping their chins down? Who took this photo, a troll? Lucky my mum wasn’t there to yell at them.