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Kim Kardashian Was Urinated on by a Monkey

Kim Kardashian got a golden shower from an adorable little monkey friend. Kardashian then rushed to her blog to tell people that she got a golden shower from an adorable little monkey friend. None of this, including the bit about Kardashian getting peed on, is a shock anymore. What is almost shocking is that Madame Bottom Heavy didn’t learn from the PETA-slapping she got, the last time she posted about her family frolicking with a wild animal. Well… whatever.

The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming and a magician made a monkey appear that had pooped on Kutcher and proceeded to pee on her. No one learns any lessons, no one finds this strange, and no one should eat anything without washing their hands.

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4 Comments

  1. I sure feel sorry for the monkey…. being mentioned in the same sentence as a Kardashian..
    Colin.

    1. I was LOLing and also grossed out – but it’s a wild animal, what does she expect.

  2. Darth Paul says:

    Uuuuuhhhh…you DO realize how potentially racialist this sounds? Seen her Ray J video unedited?

    1. Uuuuuhhhh…you DO realize how potentially racialist this sounds?

      More to the point, do I care? Answer, no. Anyone who read the post/ can see the pics knows what I’m talking about. I don’t really care whether people who watched her sex tape take this the wrong way.

      Seen her Ray J video unedited?

      Have I seen it at all… no.