Kim Kardashian is done pretending that she’s insecure about her body. As you may recall, and I’m not the only one to notice, Kardashian changes her script depending on who’s doing the asking. She’ll pretend to have body issues, and complain about being manipulated into her Playboy nude photos, for a women’s magazine. Then she’ll say the opposite for a men’s magazine, or whatever. Not ‘mind changing’. ‘Lie changing’. Not the same thing. In Glamour February 2011, Kardashian played down her status as a sex symbol, saying, ‘I don’t find myself as sexy as everyone thinks. I’m a lot more insecure than people would assume, but with little stupid things. When I get dressed, I’m always so indecisive.’ ‘Indecisive’ and ‘insecure’ seem to be used interchangably. Okay, sure. Now, she’s sharing a half-naked Twitter photo with the message ‘#2sexy2tweet?’ I can’t even. This is so annoying. I’m going to stare at my reflection in Kardashian’s oddly-shiny/ glittery boobs to cheer myself up. You can do the same by checking out her manicure in the picture’s close-up. So hideous. I can’t even.