It took a whole day for people to remember that Kim Kardashian is actually a porn star who is only famous because of whom she’s slept with. At which point everyone who knows about Google Incognito Mode went to look for her sex tape. According to reports, sales of the tape contrived for attention in 2007 spiked in the wake of Kardashian’s pregnancy (with a rise of 80% which also happened when she married her second husband because E! were paying her to). Because there’s old video of the hole next to the hole she poops from that my remedial understanding of biology says is the hole the baby will fall out of in six months.
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