Kimmode Whorehousian thought becoming someone’s mother meant abstaining from natural light until you’d lost all the baby weight.
She told the world through a series of messages attached to a raven that she loved Princess Kanye and Princess North more than she loved her ho-stroll.
Except, then, Kimmode actually went on a practice ho-stroll and it all came flooding back. Which is why only a few weeks after seeing her call the paps on herself and Blac Chyna, we’re seeing Kimmode’s butt and chest crammed into a bathing suit like it’s 2012 again.
Making the point of how much she missed the attention, here’s a picture Kimmode posted to Instagram so we know what her ass looks like now. It was uploaded this morning with the caption “#NoFilter”, to which her baby daddy responded…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) October 17, 2013