Kim Kardashian is back in pathological mode. In the April 2011 issue of Self, the cover of which is above, Kardashian denies starting rumours about herself… even though it’s pretty obvious she does just that. Moreover, she’s not telling the truth, I don’t think, about getting surgery. The 30-year-old, who probably doesn’t count extensive botox, fillers, lip injections and the like as ‘work’, denies having anything done to her face. ‘Rumors don’t bother me anymore,’ Kardashian told Self while shooting their April cover, pretending she’s not the one spoon feeding stories to the media to keep her brand alive (though I gather the smells of stale urine and semen never really go away, so that point’s moot). She adds, ignoring the difference in her face that’s not solely explained away with age, ‘[According to rumours] I’ve read that I’ve had my lips done, [when] I’ve always had big lips. Look at my baby pictures. It’s ridiculous… You can’t worry about all the gossip.’
She adds of tabloid covers she’s usually willingly posing for in a bikini (as is the case with bedfellows Lies&Style), ‘They’ll show one picture of me today and one tomorrow, and say I’ve had my nose done in between… When? Didn’t you just see me yesterday? And how many times have I ‘had my butt done?’ People’s logic is so weird. I don’t know why they bother.’ Because of photos like the below… that’s why. Calling any reports that get too close ‘rumours and lies,’ she adds her two younger half-sisters ‘definitely stay away from’ and ‘aren’t allowed to get those… tabloid magazines.’ As a side note, because quotes about misguided life choices are fun, Kardashian jokes about what she’d do if she weren’t famous. ‘I would either be a crime scene investigator or a makeup artist,’ she says. ‘Or both. Maybe I should do makeup for the people on the scene [who] are dead.’
dear Kim: you’re starting to look like The Joker…with long black hair. quit while you’re ahead please.
FYI if you didn’t have any work done then I guess I’m still a virgin
I LOLed… you’re a virgin and I’m no fan at all of hyperbole!
The before and after pictures don’t even look like the same person! And why is her forehead orange in the after picture?? She doesn’t even look human anymore.
bitch puh-LEEEZE ..
you done lost your mind !
do you think we are all blind or all your old fotos ain’t available..
girrrrl , your ‘shopped to hell photos are one thing but i saw you on the street & if you take them heels off , your azz will bounce off the floor your legs are so short ..
you look like a ventriloquists’ dummy …
not only that but boring & deceitful as all hell ..
good luck finding any companions …