Kim Kardashian Photoshopped For Complex (Click to enlarge)
So, a whole buncha people got their panties in a bunch today, because the ever fierce and foxy Kim Kardashian had, like, one roll of fat photoshopped, for a shot in Complex magazine.
The mess started this morning when eagle-eyed writers over at Animal New York noticed that Complex had published an image of Kardashian on their site’s ‘Web Exclusive’ gallery, in its au natural form (being that she is their latest cover girl). MooMoo Carey’s photoshoppers were then let out of their dungeon to work their magic and rub out Kimmy’s one roll of fat. The original untouched image was then removed from the gallery and the shiny re-touched one uploaded in its place.
Bitches online are calling my identical bottom twinsy fat for havin’ dem rolls taken off. Um, if she is fat, then so am I. Seriously, what of it. She is standing in a weird position that would give Parasite Hilton a roll of fat down that right-hand side. I personally think the dungeon bitches did a great job and actually they do not seem to have altered that much.
They barely touched her face at all, they rejigged the hairline a little, trimmed some excess to make her body lines smoother, cleaned up the clothing and the lighting, but isn’t that standard?
Whatever, she is hotness, so bow down and feel the fear. Vote for Kimmy!