Google what ‘Santorum’ means, the slang that is. I read about it accidentally on some random Reddit.com thread and I’m scarred. Tickled, but scarred. #KimmyUrinalCakes has flown to Dubai to shill cumshakes and she left her slow husband behind in New York. That’ll come as no surprise to anyone who saw clips/ the whole wedding special. It was pretty bad. Even for being scripted, it’s bizarre they’d want people to have that impression of their marriage: no romance, it’s all about her, it’s all business, he doesn’t matter, he’s filler. Well, she’s shilling with her mother again and if American readers are smart, and get something started now, they may be able to deny her entry back into the States. Here are eight photos of Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner at the press conference for the launch of Millions Of Milkshakes Dubai, held in the Atlantis Palms hotel in Dubai UAE. At the event, they created a signature drink with strawberries, bananas, pineapple, semen and poop. I’m guessing the fruit was just decoration.
Image credit to INF Daily.










