Of Course The Kardashians ‘Don’t Care’ About Kanye’s Tape Probably Starring Kim Kardashian

I mostly overlooked the existence of Kanye West’s sex tape until his lawyer confirmed by sending cease and desist letters to people who’d posted that screen capture from the video on which he’s sleeping with a married coed who’d forgotten what a penis looked like. Only to learn the next day there are probably several tapes on which Kim Kardashian may have been featured, possibly while married to Kris Humphries, meaning she filmed extramarital tapes during BOTH failed marriages, and she may have paid a fall-guy to deflect speculation. No, really. Maybe. I’m less interested in that, than the family’s alleged reaction to the story of another tape. Their reaction, of course, being ‘Eh.’ It means publicity, which means money, pimps and whores love money. A source explains: ‘All of the Kardashians love Kanye and they have told him that they don’t care that the report about his sex tape came out. Kris [Jenner], Khloe, and Kourtney told Kanye that this isn’t anything to worry about, and since they dealt with Kim’s tape it is no big deal. They all joked that Kanye has a type!’ Photos of Kardashian’s faux-skort and peplum and sausaged into a one-piece in Miami.