Kim Kardashian successfully pulled focus from an 18-year-old’s cancer because leaking porn your mother directed and getting fake married for money is exactly the same as cancer. And now Kardashian is trying to pull focus from Jesus because why not; really, what’s the worst that could happen? Kardashian is currently on a promotional tour of whatever law-breaking/ copyright-infringing crap she’s shilling this week and she spoke to an Australian outlet on the red carpet who asked ‘Who would [you] want to swap lives with for a day?’ To which she obviously responded ‘Jesus’ because I’m pretty sure she thinks she’s there already. ‘Jesus,’ she replied. ‘Because I think it would be pretty fascinating to see the power that he had.’ Included are photos of Kardashian in Melbourne yesterday promoting a diet product despite gaining a lot of weight recently.