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Kim Kardashian: I’d Trade Lives With Jesus For A Day

Kim Kardashian successfully pulled focus from an 18-year-old’s cancer because leaking porn your mother directed and getting fake married for money is exactly the same as cancer. And now Kardashian is trying to pull focus from Jesus because why not; really, what’s the worst that could happen? Kardashian is currently on a promotional tour of whatever law-breaking/ copyright-infringing crap she’s shilling this week and she spoke to an Australian outlet on the red carpet who asked ‘Who would [you] want to swap lives with for a day?’ To which she obviously responded ‘Jesus’ because I’m pretty sure she thinks she’s there already. ‘Jesus,’ she replied. ‘Because I think it would be pretty fascinating to see the power that he had.’ Included are photos of Kardashian in Melbourne yesterday promoting a diet product despite gaining a lot of weight recently.

Image credit to INF Daily. Story News.com.au via RadarOnline.

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13 Comments

  1. Jezzer says:

    YES. Let’s help her make this happen! I’ll get the hammer and nails!

    1. ashley says:

      That is hilarious!!!! This biotch needs to seek treatment immediately!!! I’ve never seen someone so desperate for attention! Everywhere you turn, there she is, and then when you say something slightly negative or even full blown negative, her idiotic fans say you’re jealous…jealous of WHAT I ask?!?!?!
      She’s a blithering idiot for Christ sake!

  2. person says:

    Please, please, please stop acknowledging she exists. Every fucking time I go to a goddamn food store, all I see is these useless cunts on the magazine rack staring me in the face. It’s obvious there’s way too more bored, dumb house wives in this world. Yes, we admire the stupid over anything with talent because irony is funny. God damn, I hope I work up the nerve to shoot myself in the mouth sometime soon. Seriously can’t say I want to be on a planet where ten million people acknowledge kim kardashian because she got fucked on film.

    1. joeygirl says:

      So..a… tell us how you really feel about this broad??? LOL….

      She is definitely a waste of space and that chipmunck boyfriend of hers is equally gross. Two pigs that need to disappear forever.

  3. deanna says:

    I totally love Jezzers post: Let’s get the hammer and nails….yukkk God i truly hate this bitch and her entire messed up family. I wish they would all die, and make millions of people happy. ENOUGH ALREADY…..ewwww

  4. Carrie says:

    If this comment is monitored, I’m sure it will never see the light of day. That’s ok. Whomever you are, you read it.

    I have never been to this website, but I saw a quote somewhere else and the link led me here. I am so sorry now that I followed that link.

    To whomever wrote this: why are you so hate-filled? What did this woman ever do to you? I am not a Kardashian fan – at all – but I am a huge fan of decency. The words used in this story are so incredibly malicious.

    You know, there is so much hate and anger in this world – especially right now. Each person makes his or her own decision to be a part of the problem or part of the solution. It is the simple, ageless choice since the beginning of time between good and evil.

    I’m so sorry you hold such bitterness and hate in your heart. I guess that’s what you think you have to do to get people to come to your site.

    But, I can choose not to participate in it. I’m sorry I stumbled across this website today, but I will never be back. I choose good.

    1. CranAppleSnapple says:

      Amy’s article above doesn’t have ANY malicious content. Crazy fucktard.

  5. Ron says:

    She’d probably just resurrect like the herpes on her vagina

  6. Concerned Human Being says:

    I am no bible-thumper, but I will personally say a prayer for this crazy woman who in her haze of a life already thinks she is Jesus. I can only hope the Lord will take into consideration who made this statement and the lunacy that drives her.

    On second thought, maybe she should be the one praying…

    I’ve never blogged on this site, but I could not pass up a headline like this one!!! Good grief!

  7. Kelly says:

    She wants to trade place with Jesus because it would be fascinating to see the power that he had????? SMH………My God, that girl is air head to the utmost!!!!

  8. sue says:

    But just for one day, then she wants to get back to her rich, fame-whore life and make more money ripping off the American public, and be the boyfriend of a low-life idiot so called musician

  9. Lola says:

    Kill it with fire.

  10. Trashy Kim says:

    Isn’t this how most famous peoples careers end? I guess hers can end this way too…