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Kim Kardashian Is Totally Sober




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Kim Kardashian has once again hit out at rumours that she is a booze swilling, hard partying, good-time girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Kardashian, my identical bottom twin, has been lie-telling while on a shoot for Vegas Magazine. The reality TV starlet says she parties like your fifth-grade geography teacher and has about the same bedtime, ”I had two sips of margarita last night at dinner and I said “I’m drunk!” I’m definitely asleep before midnight.”

This BS rings about as true as my New Year’s resolution to stay on my meds. I’m assuming that Kimmy’s drinks are laced with Viagra or maybe she doses up on Valtrex at the same time as hitting the dark liquor. I can’t drink booze cos’ it clashes with my anti-psychotic meds, but if I were a drinker I should think that I would be able to down more than “two sips” without being falling down drunk. Maybe she should have her booze fed to her on a drip, to lessen the effects. I do the same thing with Children’s cough syrup and man I tell you it works, I NEVER GET SICK.

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Splash News. Story Via The Sun.

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6 Comments

  1. Mystery Man says:

    damn…regiie has her on a tight leash, doesn’t he? lol

    1. She still talks too much so maybe he should make it a little tighter?

      1. Mystery Man says:

        or he could just turn the reigns over to me…lol

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  3. Stefy says:

    Have you seen her show? she is always sleeping. i totally buy it. when you aere drunk you sometimes ahve bad pictures. this girl is always perfect prim and proper

    1. Stefy – Welcome to the site and thank for commenting!

      I seen her show a little bit and I guess you are right, she would look a hot mess and not so preened if she were that much of a lush ;)