Kim Kardashian claims that Kanye West is her pimp now and Kanye West’s pimp hand won’t let her keep fame-whoring. According to Kardashian, West has taught her how to be more private by revealing less and less about herself and by living her life less publicly. Which is obviously why they’re having sex on the cover of a magazine because no one will ever think to look there. And it gets worse inside the issue where West is honking his baby’s mother’s boob. More photos below…
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I thought Kim and pimp mom had been working for years to try to dispel that sex tape imagery from our minds. Now here she is, with her sex face on. I cannot bear to look inside at any more pictures of this couple of freaks. On the one hand, they want privacy, yet on the other, here they are simulating that most private of acts, sexual intercourse, on a magazine cover and all over the Internet. I was looking around media sites and haven’t seen any other celebrity or actors posing for pictures in simulated intercourse poses, well, except maybe for Courtney Stodden, and even she looks angelic next to this dirt.
What exactly was the point of these pictures? To convince us that they have sex? (We knew, or at least we heard already.) Or to convince us that they are *so hot?* I’m just repulsed.