Kim Kardashian is giving a bunch of interviews about her uterus that’s full after Kanye West put a money-baby in her while they were on vacation in Italy last year. And she’s basically talking about how she’s above all the fame-whoring because there’s a baby in there and how Kris Humphries needs to get a hobby that doesn’t involve being technically correct about her all the time. Asked whether her birth canal would join her eldest sister’s birth canal in the annals of history, Kardashian replied: ‘I feel like I have divulged so much in the past. Not that that was wrong, but I just choose to be a little bit more private this time around, just for me and my family. I like to keep all that stuff about why it’s so perfect and why it works and all that just between us.’ And she really thinks the rumours about her fake second marriage started with Kris Humphries: ‘He’s suing me for an annulment. He’s claiming that I [committed fraud]. Who would ever do that? It’s just not who I am. All those fake and fraud rumors got started because of that, and we have to deal with that and handle that.’ And even though she got fake-married for money, she would never get divorced for the money… nooo: ‘I would have rather ended it when I felt that way, than waste a year of my life not being happy. But for him, too. I knew the whole world was going to bash me. I knew that. I said to myself, ‘What’s more important? My life and my happiness, or what the whole world thinks of me?’ [Staying married] would be vain. That would be fake. That would be doing it for publicity.’ One more thing… chin exercises. She tweeted last week: ‘Can’t sleep & I’m googling double chin exercises! I’m petrified to get one!’ Photos of whatever this outfit is, below.