Kim Kardashian is full of Kris Jenner’s broken dreams and the only part of her that is not ocupada is her butt so that’s where the baby is growing. Talking to Cosmopolitan about the very real chance that her butt will become sentient and demand its own spin-off within the remaining five months, Kardashian says she’ll probably gain a lot of weight during her pregnancy: ‘I’ll definitely be up there,’ she said. Previously, she told DuJour Magazine, ‘I used to always say I can’t wait to get pregnant because I will just eat whatever I want… but it’s completely different. I’m like, OK, I want to eat as healthy as possible.’ More photos below.
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Newsflash fat ass, you’re already up there! Stupid whore.
Nice camtoe ya got there, kimmie.
OMG, that’s a big arse! Good Lord, Kim, stop eating for four! The pic above is totally hilarious & weird!
She looks chubby in those photos, she has gained alot of pregnancy weight, and most of it wasnt in here tummy/womb
So big deal that Kim will gain about 100lbs in her butt. It will all be for a good cause, a very profitable, lucrative one. Mama Kris Jenner, the female pimp will soon have another addition to her stable, Grandbaby girl Kardashian Humphries West.
When her baby bump gets as big as her butt, she will probably tip over. All these years she has been compensating for her big butt by walking and leaning forward, when the baby bump is as big as her butt, she’ll be so off balance she won’t be able to walk!