Of course she did. This time last year, Kim Kardashian married the second guy who asked because part of the contract to remain in Pimp Momager’s employ required the 31-year-old to breed with impunity because why not. She got married in a televised wedding where everything was sponsored to the tune of $20 million. Except Pimp Mom 101 required Hollywood Accounting and so, of course, she said the wedding made no money. Being paid to fake marry someone, then being paid to go on fake honeymoon accompanied by Us Weekly, then divorcing because you can’t be married to Detective Humphries and Kanye West at the same time, is exactly like having cancer. Which is what Kardashian said using very nearly those words in The Guardian (worth a read if you want to know why she’s selling $20 bottles of water and her justification for why she’s famous): ‘[Kris and I] decided to film for the wedding,’ she explained, ‘that was a decision that he and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life, like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.’
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