Kim Kardashian says that although she is not even engaged as yet, she wants to save herself time and stress by shopping for her own engagement ring.
“It’s just easier [to buy my own engagement ring],” Kardashian says. “Isn’t it easy if someone’s like, ‘This is exactly what I want.’ It’ll make your life so easy.” Kardashian has also clued sisters Kourtney and Khloe in to which baubles she’s after, figuring Bush will ask them for their ideas when he’s ready to pop the question. ”She found one the other day and she was like, ‘It’s only $20 million,’ ” Kourtney tells E! Online.
This is so hilarious and nutty and one of the many reasons that I bow down and kiss the tiny feetsies of Queen Kimmy. She is clearly either nuttier than a fruit cake. Or, fruitier than a nutcake. Either way she is displaying some symptoms of being Grade A crazy ass, as who in their right mind does this. This is like me buying rims for a car that I haven’t bought yet. Or buying an iPod case for an iPod I don’t own. All that hype and excitement and no cigar.
Image credit to Kiley Bishop/ London Ent/ Splash.
I like Kourtney better. Shazam, shazam.
Better still is that Kourtney is small enough to fit in your pocket
It’s like buying a toilet before you own the house! Lord! She is a bit nutter-butter, isn’t she?
What a goofy little freak.
BTW congrats on the Brit Comedy Encyclopedia Pozzitive – look forward to expanding my humor horizons.
Right now I am totally addicted to the site of an author of a book I just read – “Stuff White People Like” and I MUST find an alternate site because I am losing my mind on this one. Totally addictive.
http://www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
Kelly, I opened the comment section on the Brit humour post if you want to make any further commentary of your own (I closed them by mistake!). If you find anything you like on Pozzitive, please do let us all know
Also, how do you not remember SWPL O_o It started around the same time I started my old site, it grew on WordPress.com when we both did. However, in the time I made and got bored of two other sites and moved between two jobs, that author got his book deal/ pay day and had a very nice life.
I find Kim annoying. She seems paper thin and only interested in money, sex, money, mascara, shopping, men and her booty, money, sex, men, money and, last but not least, her show…
Women like that are a dime a dozen.
I do hope I am wrong.
Seriously McMillan – welcome back
She is unfathomably self-absorbed… but then she will only ever come second in that regard to Paris Hilton (making her that much more bearable)
Amy –
Oh Honey – I can barely remember what I had for breakfast this morning,lol.
I probably saw SWPL somewhere and meant to go over there, but wandered off into the internet ether……
Same here… Oh, how I feel your pain. I only remember cos I was jealous they got a book deal!
only $20 million? let me just throw that around, too…lol
she’s gonna regret gtting the ring before the question. could be a very bad thing for her and reggie, especially if he has another bad year. but hey, new orlenas is only an hour and half away, she can come and let me comfort her
You’re a sweety and am sure you and my darling Kimmy would be a good match.
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